Anyone here a Portland whiz kid? Making a trip there for the first time ever so would love to get a DM going with someone that can direct me to some top spots. Thanks.
Maiden voyage to Portland
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Jump to latestHi Nicespice. I kinda remember you passing through Portland a while back. If memory serves gsteph enjoyed some time with you. Thanks for the tips and suggestions.
I started some of my own recon last night and a few that caught my eye are Union Jack’s, DV8 and The Venue. Hard to tell if they are good or not. These just had some recent reviews.
Muddy, that is messed up indeed. Walmart pulling. The clip said it’s because the stores aren’t doing well. Sounds like they are in bad areas.
Any other tips from the people? I’ll manage on my own but so many clubs in the area hard to know what’s what.
Staying downtown just west of the river but will have a rental car
If memory serves gsteph enjoyed some time with you
Ha, I wish. Well, I did buy her lunch and shared a bowl of some good ol' Oregon green weed with her. But she left my town before I could indulge in her charms 😔
Sirlapdance….many thanks. You saved me a lot of tail chasing. Well….actually you’ve just made it easier for me to chase tail.
Really good info here.
Have yet to cross paths with nicespice but positive it would be memorable.
Will do SirlapD. I’ll cook up a big ole lineup over a couple nights that I’ll be there. I’ve clubbed all over the US but this is my first foray into Portland so looking forward to some new to me places.
Now that I’ve got a line on a few places I see a couple other Portland area guys who appear to go deep in that city so I may drop them a line at some point too.
Interesting post. I know Portland is known for its strip club scene but I didn’t get the chance to indulge last time I was there in 2021. Do the clubs there discriminate on clients who are non-white? I imagine the Gentlemen type clubs like Golden Dragon and Spyce are fine.


Portland is a place that has a lot more small businesses than one or two large areas dominating. That’s how it is with businesses in general, and the titties bars are not an exception. And driving around is a pain so I’d recommend sticking to a close radius of wherever you are if you’re not looking for an experience too specific.
You could definitely find a novelty experience at places like Acropolis, Casa Diablo (there is a Casa Location next door to Acrop, you could totally go to one club for their vegan food, then walk over after to enjoy a steak that came from the club owner’s ranch). The Kit Kat club I think is more burlesque like? Some club has karaoke but I’m not sure whether they are still doing that?
If you’re asking more about mileage, that’s something I get the impression could be all over the map, even in the same building. As in, some won’t allow two way contact and some are allowing a lot. I haven’t been there since 2019, so I won’t comment too much on that.