Maiden voyage to Portland

Portland is a place that has a lot more small businesses than one or two large areas dominating. That’s how it is with businesses in general, and the titties bars are not an exception. And driving around is a pain so I’d recommend sticking to a close radius of wherever you are if you’re not looking for an experience too specific.

You could definitely find a novelty experience at places like Acropolis, Casa Diablo (there is a Casa Location next door to Acrop, you could totally go to one club for their vegan food, then walk over after to enjoy a steak that came from the club owner’s ranch). The Kit Kat club I think is more burlesque like? Some club has karaoke but I’m not sure whether they are still doing that?

If you’re asking more about mileage, that’s something I get the impression could be all over the map, even in the same building. As in, some won’t allow two way contact and some are allowing a *lot*. I haven’t been there since 2019, so I won’t comment too much on that.

Never strip clubbed in Portland but I saw that Portland lost all it's Walmart's. https://www.kptv.com/video/2023/03/02/al…

Damn you know your city is fucked when even Walmart is having a rough time lol

Hi Nicespice. I kinda remember you passing through Portland a while back. If memory serves gsteph enjoyed some time with you. Thanks for the tips and suggestions.

I started some of my own recon last night and a few that caught my eye are Union Jack’s, DV8 and The Venue. Hard to tell if they are good or not. These just had some recent reviews.

Muddy, that is messed up indeed. Walmart pulling. The clip said it’s because the stores aren’t doing well. Sounds like they are in bad areas.

Any other tips from the people? I’ll manage on my own but so many clubs in the area hard to know what’s what.

Staying downtown just west of the river but will have a rental car

>> If memory serves gsteph enjoyed some time with you

Ha, I wish. Well, I did buy her lunch and shared a bowl of some good ol' Oregon green weed with her. But she left my town before I could indulge in her charms 😔

Portland has a wide variety of clubs and the same goes for the mileage here. We have the full spectrum of it all.

If you want the highest mileage and covert extras you will need to "settle" on the neighborhood dive clubs. Dream On Saloon and Tommy's Too come to mind here. Maybe The Lounge and Dancing Bare.

If you want to spend more and want more high quality strippers and decent mileage, try Spyce, Club Rouge, Club SinRock. These are the more gentleman's clubs in town. Spyce always has hotties but it's not cheap.

If you want younger strippers and a more college party atmosphere but also OK mileage try the Golden Dragon.

For more goth/rocker clubs try Devil's Point and Lucky Devil Lounge and Union Jacks.

For more stage and show clubs with low mileage try Kit Kat or the Acropolis. I never go to these clubs.

I'm not an extras guy but I enjoy the highest mileage possible, and I recommend DV8 or Sunset Strip. Since you are on the West side, go with Sunset. If that doesn't work out you can go to the Beaverton Club Rouge down the 217 hwy or go downtown and hit Spyce, Portland Club Rouge, and the Golden Dragon.

There are other TUSCLers that know the extras scene much better than me. Portland is not easy on visitors wrt extras. It takes local knowledge.

Oh and if nicespice is in town, definitely go see her. Unless you don't want dances from a perfect 10 Filipina. She's a unicorn 🦄 😍

Sirlapdance….many thanks. You saved me a lot of tail chasing. Well….actually you’ve just made it easier for me to chase tail.

Really good info here.

Have yet to cross paths with nicespice but positive it would be memorable.

@captain it is best that you have 1-2 backup clubs in case you're not feeling it at your primary choice. And that's the beauty of Portland clubs - there's always another one not too far away. For example if you choose DV8, you can have Devil's Point and Hawthorne Strip as nearby backups. If you decide on Union Jacks, there's Sassy's and all the downtown clubs to hit. If you start at The Venue, then Club 205 and SinRock are close. Check a few clubs out if you can, and enjoy the variety!

Will do SirlapD. I’ll cook up a big ole lineup over a couple nights that I’ll be there. I’ve clubbed all over the US but this is my first foray into Portland so looking forward to some new to me places.

Now that I’ve got a line on a few places I see a couple other Portland area guys who appear to go deep in that city so I may drop them a line at some point too.

Interesting post. I know Portland is known for its strip club scene but I didn’t get the chance to indulge last time I was there in 2021. Do the clubs there discriminate on clients who are non-white? I imagine the Gentlemen type clubs like Golden Dragon and Spyce are fine.