Best Vegas clubs

Went to Vegas in November. Cheetahs had girls of lower quality and unusually shitty attitude. Spearmint Rhino was super expensive, very nice looking girls. But I guess you already knew that. I think the reviews on TUSCL reflect the general situation in Vegas, which is declining value for $$ in SC's.

There's so many better things to do in Vegas than stripclubs but if you're going to blow the money I think SR is about the best.

I'd want super-mileage and extras for a decent to middling price, with decent to middling to superior women. Where's that?

You won't find decent prices in Vegas.

i go to vegas about 3 times a year, last month was my latest trip. Keep in mind that I am very picky about dancers. If I am going to spend cash on 'em, they've got to be stunners. I believe 90% of the dancers I see, even in the best clubs, are just average at best.

As far as clubs are concerned, the Rhino is the best. There are usually 1-2 girls that I'll have dances with when I visit. Mileage? I guess that depends on you definition. I have never seen, nor have I experienced, anything close to "full service" at the Rhino. However, I have experienced lots of touching and kissing with the right girl. Not every girl, but I'd say two out of three, if you treat them right and develop some rapport with them, are usually pretty generous. I had one stunner a couple years ago basically ordering me what to do..."pinch my nipples...pull my hair."

Yeah, I paid for the privlege, but it wasn't unreasonable. Afterall, it was Vegas.

My visits to Olympic Garden and Cheetahs in January during the Consumer Electronics Show were very disappointing. I saw one girl between the two clubs that was worth approaching. Virtually all the dancers were just average, or below. Even Rhino, for all the hype, only had a few that deserved a second look.

The best club is the Spearmint Rhino, but you have to plan for your visit. You only want to go at 9pm on a Wednesday, maybe a Thursday. Don't go in the daytime, you don't get the A list. Don't go on weekends, it's too crowded. 9pm Thursday is okay, too.

You've got one hour to look over the beautiful women and pick out the one you like. If you're business-like about it, one hour should be sufficient. At 10pm -- before the place gets way too crowded -- you get the 3-dance/$100 deal back in the back.

Before you choose the young women, you should make it clear what you want and expect for your money. This must be done in a friendly way -- it's business, but you're trying to create rapport as well. In any event, if it's grindage you want and just a bit of feeling access, get that out on the table in the pre-dance conversation.

Those are the basics to a good experience at the SR. I have other ways of making it work for the very, very busy periods, but I'll save that for another time.