Spoiler alert for the (very good) movie "The Bad Batch".
My current #1 fav has a major thing for Johnny Depp, been her celebrity crush since she was like 9. She said she'd even do Johnny Depp with his Whitey Bulger makeup on. She and I saw the movie "The Bad Batch" together. When I went up to tip her on stage in the club (it was early and still slow), I asked her, if Johnny Depp cut off her leg and cooked it and ate it, would she still be into him. She said she'd have to think about it and get back to me. Is it common that chicks think Johnny Depp is such a heart-throb?
Well at least she has things that the Deppster could do that might turn her off.
My problem with the Deppster is that he is trying far too hard to play the part of an ape with lion blood in his veins. Think of Charlie Sheen. That ape really had lion blood in in veins. Or maybe it was tiger blood. Who the fuck knows?
Point is that Sheen Ape was cool when he was firing scud missiles of truth into the world. That’s kind of what I do. Fire scud missiles of truth at your asses.
Think of that Deppster commercial for the cologne or hot sauce or whatever where he plays a guitar and some wolf or hyena or bichon frise is all howling at the moon and shit. You know the one. That shit is trying too hard. Not cool.
Anyhoo…that my 2 rick cents…which is worth a hell of a lot. ROAR!!!