Free sex with your COVID vaccination.

The nurse who administered my three Moderna shots did not look like the brothel worker in this news article. If she did, I'd be in line for more booster shots.

I think I lost my vaccine card now that you mention it

I'll pass on that deadly vaccine. I want to live. But I'd be happy to pay as customary and go with that nurse.

SJG

To think, I gave it away for free.

Strip clubs should offer the same deal. I'll take 10 boosters, please.