Bringing Florida's strip clubs into the fight for COVID herd immunity.

Frank Cerabino is one of our great Florida columnists in the tradition of Dave Barry and Carl Hiassen these guys are funny as hell and famed authors to boot

meh. I guess the old fogies on the east coast are easily impressed.

"their clientele certainly are an infection-prone part of its economy." Is there a pandemic of sexually transmitted infections running around the strip clubs in Florida?

Meh. There were so many ways he could have gone with this, but this was rushed and a bit forced. it's like he was an hour from his deadline when he started it and just patched it together as best he could. This could have actually been funny if it had marinated a bit longer.