"Two masks are better than one"

The "expert scientists" on TV are now claiming one mask isn't good enough, people should wear two or three of them on top of each other. In fact, its the "cool thing to do" according to Inside Edition!

https://www.infowars.com/posts/its-scien…

Maybe this should apply to condoms as well? Wouldn't two or three condoms at the same time would be better than one to prevent STDs and unwanted pregnancies?

In fact keep several condoms on all the time, "just in case." Especially when driving alone in your car or jogging by yourself down the street. Its the "cool" thing to do, and you're "saving other people's lives." Be sure to let your multiple condom covered schlong dangle outside your fly to let everyone else see how "virtuous" you are. Compassion is contagious as the Ad Council says.