Did anyone hear about a 3 foot rule law being passed in Ohio?
A dancer at Christies in Cleveland told me she was moving out of state with another dancer because the clubs will be real dead or close in Ohio after the law becomes active in a few weeks.


There is all kinds of info on this on the web. Here are some (most likely reliable) sources:
suealtmeyer.typepad.com
legislature.state.oh.us
The relevant passage is: No employee who regularly appears nude or seminude on the premises of a sexually oriented business, while on the premises of that sexually oriented business and while nude or seminude, shall knowingly touch a patron who is not a member of the employee's immediate family or another employee who is not a member of the employee's immediate family or the clothing of a patron who is not a member of the employee's immediate family or another employee who is not a member of the employee's immediate family or allow a patron who is not a member of the employee's immediate family or another employee who is not a member of the employee's immediate family to touch the employee or the clothing of the employee.
I can't make this shit up.
However, there is a slight ray of hope. There is a ballot measure that the voters of OH will get to vote on, Read about it here
toledoblade.com