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MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
Hey guys,
last night I met one of the most beautiful strippers I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’m convinced we’re going to be married and have kids together.
That being said I’m gonna try a new approach to getting to date her. It has been said on here if you want to date a stripper: you got to treat her like a civilian, or you can’t spend too much on her ITC (she’ll see you as a ATM), or you have to be in the same age range as her, or you have to be a unemployed wannabe musician and drug dealer, etc, etc.
The approach I’m going to try is spending my whole paycheck on her, $2,000 minimum on every visit I see her. She’s going to see that I’m willing to treasure her, and she’s going to quit stripping and move in with me. We’re going to get married and have kids and live happily ever after.
This is going to be great!!!!
flagoonerEverything written by this member should be considered a statement of fact.
3 Hours Ago
The sad thing is that fishsticks is serious.
Dominic77Cleveland, Ohio
3 Hours Ago
Fishsticks, fishsticks... you might want to try just asking her out. Radical concept. I know.
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nicespiceSmashing the patriarchy’s like button!
3 Hours Ago
Have you tried acting like you’re going to be a potential club regular in the future, and as soon as you get her phone number, nonstop press her for OTC?
larryfishermanCalifornia
3 Hours Ago
@Dominic- asking strippers out is so last year, I’m interested in marrying them now.
@nicespice- no I haven’t. You think that will work????
MnazArizona
3 Hours Ago
I like your style fishsticks. You see something you want, you go all in. 100% commitment, that’s how winners are made.
nicespiceSmashing the patriarchy’s like button!
3 Hours Ago
Lol, no I was joking. A lot of customers do that. :p
larryfishermanCalifornia
2 Hours Ago
@Mnaz- thanks man. Winners Circle
larryfishermanCalifornia
2 Hours Ago
@nicespice- yeah I knew you were joking, I was going along with the joke :)
san_jose_guyDon't even consider booths or back rooms without a front room makeout session!
2 Hours Ago
Larry, you are playing with fire. You are assuming that you and not the girl will be in the drivers seat. It never goes that way for very long.
SJG
ATACdawgThank God the Potomac is between Trump & me!
1 Hour Ago
@larry: $2000 every time you see her to impress her on how much you love her? Wow, I don't see anything that could go wrong with that plan. SMH
larryfishermanCalifornia
1 Hour Ago
I know everyone takes everything seriously here, but man. Wanting to spend the rest of my life with a stripper after I just met her?? Spending $2,000 on her every visit??
Dominic77Cleveland, Ohio
1 Hour Ago
Dominic77Cleveland, Ohio
1 Hour Ago
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
SFcandidateCalifornia
1 Hour Ago
Crash and burn lol. Live and you learn. Money for lust.. good luck.
What club is this, I am curious ;)
steeldog65Louisiana
11 Minutes Ago
I just give them 2 carat diamond earrings on day 1, day 2 is a Rolex, day 3 keys to a BMW then I ask for her to sit with me and I get her name. Spending goes up from there.
san_jose_guyDon't even consider booths or back rooms without a front room makeout session!
10 Minutes Ago
And then after the wedding day, that is when the real spending is just starting.
SJG
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
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last night I met one of the most beautiful strippers I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’m convinced we’re going to be married and have kids together.
That being said I’m gonna try a new approach to getting to date her. It has been said on here if you want to date a stripper: you got to treat her like a civilian, or you can’t spend too much on her ITC (she’ll see you as a ATM), or you have to be in the same age range as her, or you have to be a unemployed wannabe musician and drug dealer, etc, etc.
The approach I’m going to try is spending my whole paycheck on her, $2,000 minimum on every visit I see her. She’s going to see that I’m willing to treasure her, and she’s going to quit stripping and move in with me. We’re going to get married and have kids and live happily ever after.
This is going to be great!!!!
flagoonerEverything written by this member should be considered a statement of fact.
3 Hours Ago
The sad thing is that fishsticks is serious.
Dominic77Cleveland, Ohio
3 Hours Ago
Fishsticks, fishsticks... you might want to try just asking her out. Radical concept. I know.
Gify:
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nicespiceSmashing the patriarchy’s like button!
3 Hours Ago
Have you tried acting like you’re going to be a potential club regular in the future, and as soon as you get her phone number, nonstop press her for OTC?
larryfishermanCalifornia
3 Hours Ago
@Dominic- asking strippers out is so last year, I’m interested in marrying them now.
@nicespice- no I haven’t. You think that will work????
MnazArizona
3 Hours Ago
I like your style fishsticks. You see something you want, you go all in. 100% commitment, that’s how winners are made.
nicespiceSmashing the patriarchy’s like button!
3 Hours Ago
Lol, no I was joking. A lot of customers do that. :p
larryfishermanCalifornia
2 Hours Ago
@Mnaz- thanks man. Winners Circle
larryfishermanCalifornia
2 Hours Ago
@nicespice- yeah I knew you were joking, I was going along with the joke :)
san_jose_guyDon't even consider booths or back rooms without a front room makeout session!
2 Hours Ago
Larry, you are playing with fire. You are assuming that you and not the girl will be in the drivers seat. It never goes that way for very long.
SJG
ATACdawgThank God the Potomac is between Trump & me!
1 Hour Ago
@larry: $2000 every time you see her to impress her on how much you love her? Wow, I don't see anything that could go wrong with that plan. SMH
larryfishermanCalifornia
1 Hour Ago
I know everyone takes everything seriously here, but man. Wanting to spend the rest of my life with a stripper after I just met her?? Spending $2,000 on her every visit??
Dominic77Cleveland, Ohio
1 Hour Ago
Dominic77Cleveland, Ohio
1 Hour Ago
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
SFcandidateCalifornia
1 Hour Ago
Crash and burn lol. Live and you learn. Money for lust.. good luck.
What club is this, I am curious ;)
steeldog65Louisiana
11 Minutes Ago
I just give them 2 carat diamond earrings on day 1, day 2 is a Rolex, day 3 keys to a BMW then I ask for her to sit with me and I get her name. Spending goes up from there.
san_jose_guyDon't even consider booths or back rooms without a front room makeout session!
10 Minutes Ago
And then after the wedding day, that is when the real spending is just starting.
SJG
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.
If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.
1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.
“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.