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I do like that shirt lol

Are we having an avatar vote in, I know whose avatar i like the least...

Stripper would easily be more qualified than that senile ol' fart in office now, who wouldn't be there without his daddy's money. And at least the average stripper is resourceful, hard-working, cares about kids, and identifies with the average working-class shlub.

Maybe we can start a new political party. It would be comprised of strippers, and the men and woman who like and support them. We’ll use the definition of “support” liberally.

Good shirt. In Italy an Italian porn star was elected to parliament. Maybe we could improve Congress by electing strippers and porn stars.

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@shailynn I thought that was SJGs party ;)

There are companies around that will make custom t-shirts. One such company is Big Frog. Google them for locations. I have one 10 minutes from me and had them make me one. It read "My father only wanted a blow job". The young female waiting on me giggled but got the job done overnight. The cost was about $20 including the cost of the t-shirt.

I saw a dancer once with huge fake boobs wearing a t shirt that said "I wish these were brains"

My favorite T-shirt is an old H-D t that was given to me by a GF on the back under the HD logo it says” if you can read this the bitch fell off”

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That was easy; frickin Amazon. I think you would look best in the baby blue Shai:

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Oh, and this one too:

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I actually own this one and like to wear it out to dive bars when I know I'm going to get fucked up:

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I was at the Yellow Rose in Austin one night - and a dude was wearing an Astroglide T-shirt - and he seemed to be getting a lot of attention.

I’m not sure if it was the T-shirt - or if the dancers thought he was giving out free samples - lol.