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Disabilities Pt. 2

440viking
440viking103458

FUCK IT!

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Piggybacking on the stripper disability thread...…….

I met this dancer one night. She came up to me at the bar introduced herself, I asked how are you? She replied, can't kick.

When she went on stage she'd release the velcro straps and leave her skateboard with attached catheter and colostomy bag in the corner.

Nice chick but honestly she needs to do something about the calluses on her palms and consider using hand lotion.

:D :D

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twentyfive

That just sick you fucker lol

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440viking

Lol

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440viking

Just killing a few minutes before I hit the road. :D

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SuperDude

Long time ago, Playboy had a centerfold who was in a wheelchair. I don't remember the month or year.

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SuperDude

Long time ago, Playboy had a centerfold who was in a wheelchair. I don't remember the month or year.

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twentyfive

The Playboy Centerfold always had staples on her abdomen, does that count as a disability?

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Cashman1234

I know it’s inappropriate to provide names - but I’m sure there could be a few creative stage names for her...

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440viking

Shorty? Stumpy? Half stack? Half Pint?

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Cashman1234

I’ve heard she gets a bit “handsy” in VIP!

I’ve heard they call her “The Gripper” -

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