Detroit woman nearly dies while doing the cucumber challenge at a strip club.

Anyone recognize the club?

She's so big that I'm not sure I could reach around her and perform the Heimlich maneuver!

She broke the rules - as she bit the cuke in half! That’s stupid - and cheating.

I thought this was going to be another story about a person stuffing their ass with a giant cuke - but I was wrong!

I know it's not Bogart's. The dancers are too good-looking.

She attacked that cucumber like she had a buffet side chair at the Golden Corral.