Random text I got from an escort. Ever since backpage closed

13 comments

• Kingp10

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  6 years ago

  The crazy thing is that I think she's really fake. And I don't recall getting anything from her
• a21985

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  6 years ago

  Now what the hell is 4 hand topless?
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  I was wondering about the 4 hand topless thing too! I’ll ask Mamisan next time I stop by for my yanky wanky...
• Kingp10

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  6 years ago

  2 people on one back.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  She’s a massage girl correct? So you go to her place.
• Kingp10

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  6 years ago

  Even if its topless or nude it wouldn't do much. If you are getting a message 80% of the time you are on your chest. So there wouldn't be much action with nudity. Its a psychological trick that gets you to believe that you will have fun when a naked woman massages you. Its a lie y'all.
• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  At $300 per half hour, that better be a 3-some with FS.
• Kingp10

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  6 years ago

  ^massage
• Kingp10

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  6 years ago

  She just said" A body to body nude oil massage. It’s just $30 more to the regular nude massage" I prefer that but I need to shave down there.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  It’s a massage parlor with extras. The girl gives you a table shower - then massages you - then you fuck the girls for the remainder of the hour (that you paid for).
• Pox

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  6 years ago

  "National Client Blacklist and Blocked"....LOLOLOL...Like they are anywhere near that organized. Probably couldn't get 3 of them to agree on a time to get get pancakes.
• Kingp10

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  6 years ago

  But if its 30 mins you dont fuck right? I did 30 mins massage b4 but didnt smash was I robbed. Unless they say Fs then you can fuck.
• TheeOSU

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  6 years ago

  "Now what the hell is 4 hand topless?" "I was wondering about the 4 hand topless thing too!" She has Polymelia. :D