Strippers, acrobats and foam parties. 'It’s going to be a circus

Yeah - this club opened a few months ago - the few TUSCL reviews so-far have been "meh" and it doesn't seem like the extra amenities like the Jacuzzis and rooftop/outdoor-deck are getting much use per the few reviews - seems a bit like overkill not to mention LDs are $30 where almost all the mixed-clubs are $25 and $25 is already a bit too-expensive IMO especially for the avg South Floridian

It's "meh" at best. I stopped in last Friday and was disappointed, even with my low expectations.

I generally don't prefer the glitzy clubs that are more show than substance, but every now and again I'll enjoy a nice stage show and some lower mileage dances and engaging conversation with with the higher end girls that tend to work those kinda clubs. The problem is, this club has the silly glitz but doesn't have the girls. They clearly know what hot chicks are; they've got them all over the TV's they use for self promotion. It's a clear example of the attitude though. Instead of putting on a game, they're using half the TV's to sell "VIP" memberships so I can "skip the line" and "avoid the crowd" - while the fucking joint is empty. The fake exclusivity is as nauseating their dancer lineup. Meanwhile, Diamond Dolls down the street actually does have a full parking lot, a line at the door, and its hard to find a seat. I really wish those guys would upgrade to the bigger buildings they have at either Gold Club or Solid Gold, instead of both of those places pretending to be popular.