tuscl

Detroit’s Big 3

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Jackslash, Warhawks, Motörhead (currently MIA).

Ever notice, these three could be one in the same? They all come (and “came” in respects to Motörhead) off hillarious so effortlessly and never get caught up in all the board hot topic drama (political, religious, etc.).


Keep doing you, guys, and save some strippers for Juice when he gets his Greyhound bus ticket in 2019.

9 comments

  • jackslash
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    7 years ago
    I'm actually Rech.
  • shailynn
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    7 years ago
    Rech would have painted over all the paintings in the art gallery.
  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    ^^^ no he would have smoked them. ;)
  • vincemichaels
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    7 years ago
    VM punches jack in the gut to watch for marijuana debris exiting the stomach. If there isn't any pot, it ain't Rech.
  • warhawks
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    7 years ago
    I only wish I could be as cool as JackSlash and Motörhead.

    Plus, I couldn’t cook lasagna to save my life.

    (Well, maybe I could now that I have his famous recipe).
  • Longball300
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    7 years ago
    Would the real Motorhawkjack please stand up....
  • Electronman
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    7 years ago
    Rumor has it that Motorhead is MIA from more than TUSCL. Any confirmation? Too bad, he had a great sense of humor. Hope there are strip clubs in the afterlife.

  • vincemichaels
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    7 years ago
    Speaking of the missing. Has anyone been contacted by Alucard, it's almost Halloween. :)
  • vincemichaels
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    7 years ago
    Nope, you are a stupid fake cocksucker. Eat shit, fag.
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