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Detroit’s Big 3

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Jackslash, Warhawks, Motörhead (currently MIA).

Ever notice, these three could be one in the same? They all come (and “came” in respects to Motörhead) off hillarious so effortlessly and never get caught up in all the board hot topic drama (political, religious, etc.).

Keep doing you, guys, and save some strippers for Juice when he gets his Greyhound bus ticket in 2019.

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jackslash

I'm actually Rech.

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shailynn

Rech would have painted over all the paintings in the art gallery.

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twentyfive

^^^ no he would have smoked them. ;)

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vincemichaels

VM punches jack in the gut to watch for marijuana debris exiting the stomach. If there isn't any pot, it ain't Rech.

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warhawks

I only wish I could be as cool as JackSlash and Motörhead.

Plus, I couldn’t cook lasagna to save my life.

(Well, maybe I could now that I have his famous recipe).

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Longball300

Would the real Motorhawkjack please stand up....

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Electronman

Rumor has it that Motorhead is MIA from more than TUSCL. Any confirmation? Too bad, he had a great sense of humor. Hope there are strip clubs in the afterlife.

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vincemichaels

Speaking of the missing. Has anyone been contacted by Alucard, it's almost Halloween. :)

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vincemichaels

Nope, you are a stupid fake cocksucker. Eat shit, fag.

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