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There is a new disease out there named Lacapussy.

shadowcat
shadowcatVIP63055439

Atlanta suburb

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

It is is a particular abnormal condition that affects part or all of an organism and that consists of a disorder of a structure or function. It's symptoms are seen largely on stripper discussions boards and include:

  1. Using multiple names in an attempt to confuse the other posters.
  2. lying about how much pussy they are getting
  3. being an attention whore
  4. losing their temper
  5. not having a clue about what they are talking about

Some side effects are not knowing how to spell or type or know the English language.

The best preventative measure is to ignore persons exhibiting these symptoms.

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joc13

LOL!

In my case, Lacapussy just makes me depressed and grumpy.

Luckily, my current SA girl provided some restorative/preventative treatment at our Friday night sleepover date after the complete bust of a sleepover OTC date the previous weekend.

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doctorevil

It also seems to affect the brain in such as way as to inflate the ego and make the person suffering this disease think that a multitude of repetitive, boring posts that are fixated on minor personal grievances and that take up most of the message board and inconvenience most of the other users are acceptable. Unfortunately, ignoring is the only remedy, but that also inconveniences other users for reasons that have arleady been discussed.

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twentyfive

Most multiple boring troll posts are posted by guys with erectile dysfunction.

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jackslash

LOL

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flagooner

^ @25, I told you that in confidence. You weren't supposed to spread that.

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twentyfive

I never said it was you @flagooner.

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Bj99

I like guys w erectile dysfunction. ;)

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shadowcat

Bj99 - I suppose you think that you can cure ED. :)

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shadowcat

BJ99 - just remember "blow" is just an expression. :)

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twentyfive

I'm very dysfunctional, if you're willing to help it would be much appreciated.

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Bj99

Cure it?! Why would I want to do that? Guys w Ed have the best lap dance endurance, and don't try to take their dick out in the VIP.

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twentyfive

^^^Not looking for a cure my dysfunction is I need relief ;)

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Bj99

Oh no. I guess guys w Ed aren't safe anymore lol.

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twentyfive

@Bj99 does that mean you won't help a guy out. ;)

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Bj99

are you trying to use me for "ejaculation services"?

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joc13

^^^ absolutely. I'm sure you'd be great inspiration.

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Bj99

Gosh.. you guys are going to make me feel like less of a lady. We should make our first! :P

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