What to do when you get a bad lapdance...

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BrotherFogHorn
Gawd's Holy Church of Tuscl
1 Pray with them

2 Fire up the foghorns

3 Get a manager, grease their head with oil and pray with them

4 Get a new dancer

5 If the new dancer doesnt work out, get a new club.

6 If there are not any better clubs cum to Houston and go to the St. James church and pray with me, and the spirit shall be blasted upon you

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kingcripple
7 years ago
Four
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JuiceBox69
7 years ago
If it's a good dance I cum in pant's

If it's a bad dance I shit in my pant's

LMFAO
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
You gotta learn to do it a different way, FRONT ROOM MAKEOUT SESSIONS!

Buying dances is for CHUMPS!

Only invite her to the back room when it is time for your pants to come down.

SJG

Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven (Live Earls Court 1975)
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JuiceBox69
7 years ago
Damn Right...shit stains on my white tee
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bang69
7 years ago
I choose 4
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
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