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What to do when you get a bad lapdance...

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BrotherFogHornGawd's Holy Church of Tuscl

1 Pray with them

2 Fire up the foghorns

3 Get a manager, grease their head with oil and pray with them

4 Get a new dancer

5 If the new dancer doesnt work out, get a new club.

6 If there are not any better clubs cum to Houston and go to the St. James church and pray with me, and the spirit shall be blasted upon you

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kingcripple

Four

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JuiceBox69

If it's a good dance I cum in pant's

If it's a bad dance I shit in my pant's

LMFAO

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san_jose_guy

You gotta learn to do it a different way, FRONT ROOM MAKEOUT SESSIONS!

Buying dances is for CHUMPS!

Only invite her to the back room when it is time for your pants to come down.

SJG

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JuiceBox69

Damn Right...shit stains on my white tee

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bang69

I choose 4

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vincemichaels

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