What to do when you get a bad lapdance...

8/19/2017 10:24:36 AM

1 Pray with them

2 Fire up the foghorns

3 Get a manager, grease their head with oil and pray with them

4 Get a new dancer

5 If the new dancer doesnt work out, get a new club.

6 If there are not any better clubs cum to Houston and go to the St. James church and pray with me, and the spirit shall be blasted upon you

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kingcripple

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7 years ago

Four

JuiceBox69

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7 years ago

If it's a good dance I cum in pant's

If it's a bad dance I shit in my pant's

LMFAO

san_jose_guy

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7 years ago

You gotta learn to do it a different way, FRONT ROOM MAKEOUT SESSIONS!

Buying dances is for CHUMPS!

Only invite her to the back room when it is time for your pants to come down.

SJG

Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven (Live Earls Court 1975)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK1p4ZaT…

JuiceBox69

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7 years ago

Damn Right...shit stains on my white tee

bang69

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7 years ago

I choose 4

vincemichaels

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7 years ago

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