This one's for you 4got2wipe

It's simple, being an American, I've taken more showers in one day than some French fuckers take in a month.

Shit, i bet that is true. Some of those Frenchman probably smell like the poop emoji pillow with fart spray on it

Did anyone else notice on the Sopranos the bidet in Tony & Carmela'a master bath?

Shit

I was actually thinking of installing a toilet with bidet function when I moved.

American weirdness about bidets = non-brilliant!

crazyjoe deciding that the bidet in his Paris hotel room is a drinking fountain = brilliant! ;)