Our friends 4got and Bavarian have talked about their struggles in the club, so I thought maybe we could all give them some advice this Friday and help them start their weekend on the right foot.
My advice: hire an escort.
FRIDAY ADVICE: How To Get 4Got & Bavarian Laid In A Strip Club
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
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last commentStep 1: Get them to an extras club.
Step 2: Give a stripper lots of money.
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^^^ judging by their reviews, neither has a problem with spending a lot of money.
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Plan A: Extras club - lots of money. Don't spend it all - unless they are getting it in.
If Plan A fails. Go immediately to Plan B.
Plan B: Hire an escort - and use the money left over.
If Plans A and B fail - wait - how could you not get laid with an escort and a wad of cash???
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Bavarian is drawn to clean dancers. He doesn't want to pay any woman for sex who would accept money for sex.
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^^^ "how could you not get laid with an escort and a wad of cash?"
Kinda like how can you read more than 2 paragraphs of anything SJG writes?
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Mr. Shailynn - do you have links to some of the old threads?
What exactly were the girls hangups? it doesn't sound like money. 4got2wipe writes intelligently and seems funny, so he should be more successful at this. I assume hygiene 101 has been taken care of and they have clean clothes that fit. Confidence? Approaching the wrong women? Like The System says, if you approach the wrong woman, she might poison the well (to the other dancers).
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^^^ I've adopted a 1 paragraph policy when I see SJG posts. The more I read - the more frightened I get!
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I found what I think Shailynn is referring to in the discussion archives and review sections.
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They are both nice guys - maybe too nice - that maybe the hang up.
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I'd be glad to go clubbing with them sometime and show them how. It gets a lot easier after you succeed a couple of times.
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Respectful, pleasant, confident ... that works better. (Nice gets you nowhere.)
Hangups: depend on the nature or type of hangup. Some are worries. Others are more deeply rooted.
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Like this post:
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^^It's hard to do OTC when breaching the subject of boundaries is hard.
And this one:
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^^I got some unsolicited hand action from a dancer (CF) and from another body rub girl ITC and it was fkn great. Shailynn, I think you are on to something about the hangup.
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^^4got seems to be an analytical guy who would likely benefit from someone like JS69 out in an actual clubbing session. Scientific guys often discover the world through observation. He could observe JS69. Maybe we even dub him the "JS69" particle, then describe what he observes using quantum mechanics, statistical physics, and string theory (just kidding). Left-brain guys also like to engage the professor and ask inquisitive questions. It's not that 4got2wipe doesn't read reviews or ask questions about cities that he's going to. So his preparations are ACE. But some kinesthetic learning (hands on) might help.
Disclaimer: like most free advice on the internet, this is worth exactly what you paid for it. ;) Plus I'm the guy that missed what appeared to be an obvious OTC floater myself. :O
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In my humble opinion, I don't think Bavarian wants to get laid. If he did, it would have happened by now.
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