Now I understand why JohnSmith69 spends so much money on strippers.

11 comments

• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  Heh
• knight_errant

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  9 years ago

  lol.
  
  What the difference between a stripper and a lawyer?
  A stripper will stop screwing you when you're dead.
  
  * * * *
  A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
  Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
  "That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
  Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
  "Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
  Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
  The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography.
  Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
  Billy's father replied, "Well, I'm really an attorney. But how do you explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old child?"
  
  A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer."
  The receptionist replies "I'm sorry but he died last week."
  The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies "I told you yesterday, he died last week."
  The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
  The guy says, "Because I just love hearing you say that."
  
  And one especially for you Scat:
  Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
  A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Gee thanks. If I ever have to go to court again, I'll bring a jar of Vaseline and represent myself. :)
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  I wonder if JS, when buying a car, opts to spend thousands more for every extra the dealer has to offer.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I'm on a trip with the DS in a warm tropical location. But I hear it's really cold and snowy back home. In fact, I heard it was so cold today that some of the lawyers in my firm actually had their hands in their own pockets!
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Maybe I overpay. But I'm in the tropics fucking a 10 every night. What are others doing tonight with their cheap hos?
• Bavarian

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  9 years ago

  Keep on rocking JS69!
  
  Some of us not even with cheap hoes. We'll just have to choke the chicken to porn.
• Mate27

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  9 years ago

  I'm in bed with my girl of 6 years whom I know is disease free, and will have sex whenever I ask, because she has unconditional love for me, and is as hot as any stripper I've been with before we met.
• flagooner

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  9 years ago

  @meat72. Let me guess. She was looking over your shoulder when you wrote that.
• vincemichaels

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  9 years ago

  I love cheap hos !! What's wrong with a cheap ho, that a visit to a doc won't solve?
  
• Mate27

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  9 years ago

  Lol Flagooner, she was exhausted and fell asleep after our latest sexual romp. The great thing about her is she makes almost as much $$ as me. If she was a stripper she would work 3 nights a week averaging $1000/night. Extras are an unknown commodity for me when I club.