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crazyjoe
crazyjoe941525

Colorado

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

What is the first thing you would do if you were a baller?

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mikeya02

Throw a Sunday afternoon BBQ party with lots of hoes hanging around

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shailynn

I would drive my Cadillac Escalade around town real slow, with my spinning wheels spinning, and my Lamborghini doors open. At least I think that's what ballers do.

Seriously, I would fly over to Germany and hit some FKK clubs. Only reason I haven't yet it constraint of time and figuring out a way to tell my wife I have to go to Germany. I actually have the perfect alibi, I told her I want to go to Oktoberfest with my friends - she actually encouraged me to go, but my friends are either too pussy or too broke, or a combination of both.

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clubdude

Shailynn, you've just given the insite I needed. Oktoberfest (was there back in the 80s) and FKK clubs. Yes that'll be the ultimate vacation!

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just_the_nuts

Baller like this shylnn ?

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just_the_nuts

Some more examples of baller driving

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mikeya02

Dudes in rap videos sure like to brag a lot

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just_the_nuts

Lol, yes they do lol....it's wear i get my overexaudration

Song about being a Baller

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just_the_nuts

Gucci mane feet hanging out of that Lamborghini makes me laugh lol

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just_the_nuts

This is a public announcement on how to ball by a guy called Rich Boy

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just_the_nuts

Mikeya BBQ b looking like this

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shailynn

Juice way to fuck up a thread real quick

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just_the_nuts

No i added entertainment value and valuable content bitch

Some more baller driving this time a Ferria

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mikeya02

Nuts, most of those guys look like Neo-Nazis

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just_the_nuts

Lmfao !!! ^^^

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just_the_nuts

Just incase some body was wanting to know how to be the BOSS

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Estafador

buy a coupe, a sports car, a Navigator, a Toyota Highlander (for the regular days) and a fancy ass sports car. Can't forget a big ol' house for my harem. THEN I'd hit the strip club and recruit like a pimp and play like Hugh Hefner baby

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Estafador

Or just head to mexico and work alongside el chapo. After all, the hoes are legal LOL

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Supremeruler

What you thank I would do? Ball like Jordan.

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