I would drive my Cadillac Escalade around town real slow, with my spinning wheels spinning, and my Lamborghini doors open. At least I think that's what ballers do.
Seriously, I would fly over to Germany and hit some FKK clubs. Only reason I haven't yet it constraint of time and figuring out a way to tell my wife I have to go to Germany. I actually have the perfect alibi, I told her I want to go to Oktoberfest with my friends - she actually encouraged me to go, but my friends are either too pussy or too broke, or a combination of both.
buy a coupe, a sports car, a Navigator, a Toyota Highlander (for the regular days) and a fancy ass sports car. Can't forget a big ol' house for my harem. THEN I'd hit the strip club and recruit like a pimp and play like Hugh Hefner baby
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Seriously, I would fly over to Germany and hit some FKK clubs. Only reason I haven't yet it constraint of time and figuring out a way to tell my wife I have to go to Germany. I actually have the perfect alibi, I told her I want to go to Oktoberfest with my friends - she actually encouraged me to go, but my friends are either too pussy or too broke, or a combination of both.
https://youtu.be/a16NUb3WC-4
https://youtu.be/WYTBsN-KeNE
Song about being a Baller
https://youtu.be/InGtiEXQyF0
https://youtu.be/pudIZbCRq_c
https://youtu.be/vJC62rvx6X4
Some more baller driving this time a Ferria
https://youtu.be/3SMhxOgf7ys
https://youtu.be/V1cxP2nCBdU