Too Beaucoop

16 comments

• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
• gawker

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  9 years ago

  Don't you just hate it when you drop trou and they giggle and say, " that's neat. It looks just like a penis, only smaller."
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  A Latina escort who was 4 foot something tried for about 5 minutes to squeeze the hot dog into the bun. Then she says I guess you'll just have to slam it in there. Yuhright.
• jester214

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  9 years ago

  No but I've never asked them to "boom-boom with soul brother".
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Nice movie reference Motor
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  Actually yes.....i had a bp ho once she saw me at 430lbs she said " ooo hell no baby"
  
  I also had a AMP charge me double because of my size
  
  Part of the reasons i focused on weight loss
  
  But those was the only two situations out of thousands
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  I'm sure a lot of dancers consider a fair # of TUSCLers “too large” but probably not in reference to their wee-wee.
  
  ;)
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  With all my muscle and fat i looked 500
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  My pee pee is only 5 inches in length at best but its thickness is 6 inches around
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  When i was 430 lbs my dick looked 3inches in length with that fat 6inches round
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  But now that I've lost 130lbs i visually can show off my extra 2 inches in length
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Not a stripper but rather a Japanese prostitute when I was stationed there back in 64/65.
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  I have had that happen 3 times with escorts. Your cock isn't too big, it's their way of saying "my pussy is sore from fucking 14 guys today so I rather just give you a bj."
• seaboardrr

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  9 years ago

  This reminds me of last weekend. Must've been in his 60's. Overweight (250-300lbs maybe), cane, wild white hair. Saw him sipping on 1 beer the whole night because we were sitting just a few feet away. Got up to go tip this blonde spinner on the VIP stage. Leaned against the stage like he was about to make his big move and make her night. One hand on the corner of the stage and one hand on his hip holding his cane. Folded $1 length wise and slid it in her garter. Waved. smiled, walked back to his seat 10' away and pulled out his inhaler and took a hit.
  
  Luckily in a loud SC no one really ever knows what you're talking or laughing about.
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  Lol ^^^ so true...old farts are very funny
• londonguy

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  9 years ago

  Only ever had a small number of escorts decline anal due to my size. I think strippers will take any size in the pussy if the price is right.