The Costs of an Upscale Trip / Lazy Strippers

Jun 7, 2015, 12:05 AM

They never tell you what you need to know.

So I went out last night in Detroit (Friday) for my last several visits to Detroit I was going out on Saturday nights... what a difference I found between Friday and Saturday. Saturdays are awesome and at least on this past Friday, it sucked.

I went to 4 clubs: Players, Coliseum, Penthouse and BTs Dearborn (in that order). I paid valet, cover, had 1 drink at each club and tipped everyone I came in contact with (valet, bartender, door girl, bathroom attendant all $1 or $2 each). At Coliseum I ordered a non-alcohol drink and the bartender gave it to me for free so I tipped her $5. I also tipped some dancers: around $12 at BTs and maybe $5 at Coliseum. None at Players and Penthouse. In the end I had spent over $170 just entering and exiting, along with having a drink at each club. When you think about it, that's kinda insane.

Before getting to BTs I only saw some good looking girls at Coliseum (none at Penthouse and Players which shocked me). Players was so bad there wasn't even one single girl I'd get a dance with. What shocked me was the lack of talent at Penthouse, and on the opposite the fact that when I got to BTs I actually saw three 8's and one 9 there. IMO, I have only seen about four 9's (including this one) in all of my trips to Detroit, and was shocked to see one at BTs of all places. Of course she was tied up with a regular. I was thinking it was Motorhead because the guy was in his 50's, grey hair and a pony tail.

OBSERVATIONS:

The Rick Dugan theory. There was a group of 4 young guys (under 30) at BTs all wearing suits. Cheap, Mens Warehouse suits so I knew they didn't have any money. Man, these guys thought they were the roosters crow and the girls were dumb enough to think they were too. Funny part was none of them went to VIP and they never tipped much either, $1 or $2 dollars. lol

I arrived at BTs at about 11PM. I thought that would give me about 45 minutes, and if I struck out I could run down to Flight Club by midnight. I tipped the three 8's as well as the one 9 at BTs and asked them to join me. Of course they didn't when they were off stage and for the next hour and a half all sat in a booth and didn't make any money. I ended up staying at BTs versus going to Flight Club, hoping I could get one of these 8's or even the 9 back to VIP. The girl I went to VIP with last time I was there (and would have been fine repeating with even though she's a low 7) she said she'd be by in a minute and never even came by after me waiting for 30 minutes. She was all engrossed into some guy at the bar, to the point it looked like they were arguing. Made me think this was baby daddy drama which is to be left at home, not at the club. After being essentially ignored for the first hour I was flabbergasted. Finally at 1AM two of the girls came over after sitting on their ass for 1 hour. It was like a light finally went off in their head "oh the club is only open for 1 more hour and I haven't made any money tonight because I've been too busy smoking cigarettes, drinking or doing hookah. At that point I brushed them off and left in frustration. They actually made me NOT in the mood to have sex, which is rare for me. Usually if the wind is blowing right it can make me ready for sex... I was disappointed, because BTs actually had a decent lineup that night, but apparently nobody wanted to work.

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JohnSmith6910 years ago

Don't think I've ever been to 4 clubs in one night. I prefer to be at a club long enough to invest some time in the talent.

SuperDude10 years ago

Lazy dancers will kill your buzz and, ultimately, kill the club.

shailynn10 years ago

This is the only place where I've done 4 clubs. Usually if I'm in another city its 2 at the most.

In detroit you're under the gun since everything closes at 2am, which to me is relatively early stripclub wise. I intended to leave my hotel by 9 but for some reason that never happens and I didn't arrive at players until about 9:50 so that left 4 hours to play and there's about an hour taken driving between all these clubs.

I went to players looking for a dancer and she wasn't working that night so I left there. Since colesium is down the street I though I'd at least give it a shot, but all the dancers there were young (under 24) and I've had bad experiences at colesium with the very young dancers, so on to penthouse. Penthouse always has hit babes but on this night there was only 1 hit dancer and her hair extensions were so bad they kinda blew it for me. So I decided to run down to BTs where I always leave happy. Amazed that there was such quality at BTs I thought for sure I was going to leave happy. I figured it was a long shot that the 9 was going to swallow my cum so I focused on the 8s and thought for sure after waiting patiently for 45 minutes at least one of these girls would come by... Any of them would do, but after waiting it turned into a buzz kill and I just wanted to go home after a long day. Damn... I got cock blocked by a stripper!!!

Papi_Chulo10 years ago

SC visits can be a crapshoot as we all know.

But more and more I notice that the dancer QoS is often inversely-proportional to the size crowd – IMO often times dancers can be lazy or less than good providers when there are a 100+ PLs in the place for them to choose from – for a good time I often shoot for off-peak hours but I have that flexibility.

shailynn10 years ago

When in detroit I usually don't have a lot of flexibility.

I like your theory by explain this. I sat close to the VIP entrance just so I could see who was going in and out. In my almost 2 hours there, a total of 3 girls went to VIP, one was one of the 8s I was talking about. She went with the guy with the pony tail for a long time, so when the 9 was flirting with him I thought "geez he ready busted his load babe, you're wasting your time." These girls aren't giving table dances at this club so the only way they make money is by doing VIPs. Maybe a bunch of PLs came in between 7-11pm and they all met their preferred "quota" for the night and after 11 they just party until the club closes? Or they're just totally lazy!?!?

GACA10 years ago

@Shailynn I'm thinking you're the one who got "lazy" you went in thinking you shouldn't have to do even the barest of work to ensure you had a good time. You allowed these girls to put their feet up instead of challenging them to take a fee more of your dollars. Which SMH I don't get, you seem like a cool enough guy , which means for a little bit of cash you could have at least had some chat time and see if anyone was down for a hotel visit. Sometimes I go in with the lazy mode and want my "money" to do all the work, then I remember that (as you yourself have been quoted) these girls are just girls who take off their clothes for a living they still have the same insecurity and I look like a guy who could probably play them so they stay away, until I make myself available and and break the ice.

Anyways. Not questioning your instincts for BS. Just wondering if you were in a mood, and if you didn't take control of your own good time

shailynn10 years ago

You certainly may be right, but when I tip a girl $10 stinking dollars on the stage and ask her to join me when she's off the stage, and she goes back to a regular and play on her phone for the next hour I hope you can understand my frustration. I mean straight back to the regular, there wasn't any roaming the club... I am not the type to go to another guys table and try to pull a girl away. Now if any of these 8s were up and roaming I certainly would get up, go and approach them and ask them to join me. I never got that opportunity and believe me if I would have 1 minute I would have pounced. Instead I just got the 5s stopping by which wasn't gonna cut it for me.

And you're probably right too - they're insecure and I'm icy cold sometimes - good advice - I just gotta change my approach!!!

Papi_Chulo10 years ago

Yeah – SCing is def an inexact science – if there is $$$ in the club (i.e. lots of spending custies) then one's odds are diminished – most dancers probably rather work one guy whom seems will spend (VIP) rather than have to work the room (especially if she already knows the PL and he has come true for her b/f) – and if the dancer is good-looking (8+); then she has to try even less when there are many suitors.

In a busy club w/ PLs willing to spend as much as you, perhaps as GACA mentioned one has to be more proactive than usual and even then one just needs to accept that sometimes one will not win in the SC when the odds are in the dancers' favor (lots of $$$ in the club).

I still think if you at least get their a bit earlier on peak nights b/f the crowds/$$$; you may have a better shot at the 8-pluses.