Wardrobe malfunctions.

Seems like every time you turn around some celebrity had a wardrobe malfunction. Well what about in strip clubs? I was recently in a topless club where extras other than discreet HJs are hard to come by. So I was getting some lap dances from a cute petite girl next door type(my favorite kind)that was new to me. I was shocked at the mileage I was getting and kept the show going. On song #9 she had my dick out and her thong pulled aside and the little head was inserted when she abruptly stopped and said "I've got big trouble". Her thong had ripped and she needed to go to the dressing room to change. I paid her what I owed her up to that point and she said that we could pick up where we left off later. I saw her 5 minutes later leaving the club. Damn foiled by a wardrobe malfunction.