Newbie planning a roadtrip of strip club firsts

So in a few months I'll be taking a road trip, Austin, TX up to I-20 through LA, MS, AL, GA and then up through SC, NC on 95. I'll be by myself and I thought this might be the time to finally pop my strip club cherry.

I've been reading the site a little bit and I'm looking for some advice on everything.

I definitely want to just enjoy being in a strip club, but like most I suspect the ultimate goal would be to get "extras", maybe even back to my hotel room.

Not sure yet but I think the budget will be around 750 - 1k.

Plenty of time on the trip so I'm thinking of breaking it down into 3 days, 3 visits, though I'm not opposed to cutting down to 2 if there are especially good clubs that end up extracting my money. I'd go off the route a little ways if the users think a particular club would be worth it.

Never been in a club before but from what I've read I think I am looking for clubs with the following along the route:

1. Full nude, with touching.
2. Fairly secluded VIP area.

Any advice on clubs along the route, general dos and don'ts, I am all ears!

Thanks!