are you gay ?

I fucked a zebra once... oh wait it was a dancer in a zebra. Striped outfit... does that count

Your crazy juice

No, but that seems to be a common response lately from rude dancers whom you decline a dance from.

Dancer: "wanna dance"

Me: "no thank you

Dancer: "you must be gay!"

Lol....that must be it Moterhead....lol....thank you for clearing that up for Da juiceman

dancer want a dance me no thanks dancer ok it was nice talking with you

Motorhead... tell them your not gay. That your just not into trannys...lol

One time I was at the HiLiter in Phoenix and told them I was txtittyfan. Think she has heard the name because she said "yeah, so you're the the father if that new girl who is a nasty whore! I'm surprised you're here though. Aren't you gay?"

Dougster lmfao

She asked that to see if you would pull your cock out and fuck her.

no i get asked if im of legal age to be in a strip club alot. im 26 and look 17. thats what ive heard from countless strippers and waitresses. that i look 17

I've had a couple of rude dancers ask the question over the last few years after saying no thanks to lap dances. I'll try to remember some of these snappy responses. I might just say next time, no, but I thought you were.