So last night I was seeing my ATF and feel asleep with gum in my mouth.....ooooops ! I woke up with it in her hair !..........omg !.........I thought she was going to kill me ! Her hair is down to her ass man......what is some retarded shit you have done with your ATF or a comman striper ?
Alucard - I thought chicks dug it when we shoot our jism all over their face and hair. No? I guess all those money shots I've seen when viewing porn over the years don't happen in real life... Damn! Oh well, I'll have to settle for CIM and belly sprays I guess, except for the occasional "accidental" shot over the bow into her hair. "Whoops, sorry honey. Stay right there; I'll go get you a towel"... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBqLVLz7v…)
OK, juice, ma man. I'm curious. With the gum in your mouth, how did it end up in her hair? As far as retarded shit, once, long, long ago, before a club that I enjoy didn't have a VIP area. So dances at the booths were the norm or table dances. One hottie, asked me one time if my thang was out of my pants. Like a dummie, I said yes. She left to talk to the bouncers and I was escorted out of the club. Never again !!
Vm that was funny : ).........how did it happen ? Well after bbfscip I was holding her and her head was on my chest....I feel asleep and the gum rolled out of my mouth and into her hair......simple as that my man !
Something stupid I did with a regular dancer who wanted to meet up with me the next day while I was at the beach on vacation. I hit it off with her and we planned to meet up tomorrow afternoon. She told me her phone number. I stupidly said I could remember it and that I was good with remembering numbers. I was drinking beer too but hadn't drank too many yet. Anyway she kept asking me for the next few hours if I remembered her number and I kept repeating it correctly the whole night I was in the club.
After a number of hours I stopped drinking, only had 6 and was letting it wear off. It was late, got home, and wrote down the number. Called up the number in the morning and was surprised she gave me a bad number. Went back to the club that night and found out I was on the shit list and the dancer was depressed hearing from someone else that she had waited by the phone a whole hour waiting for me to call. I transposed two numbers in the number. It was good but I didn't remember the order correctly by the time I got back to my hotel. I was leaving the next morning so no time left to hook up with her. bummer and stupid.
just thinking, if a dancer offers full service and you never even approached her or maybe you tipped her a dollar but can't remember, maybe it's best to get her number in case you ever get desparate or want something quick. Instead I told her I wasn't interested and got rid of her. This was only a few months ago. Now I know why I need a small phone to carry around, lol.
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Spoiled the moment !!
Tired yes that's what she used and oooooch ! The zipper ! Damn !
The Face is easier to clean than hair. ;)
Overnights that would make one hell of a product to sell lol !
After a number of hours I stopped drinking, only had 6 and was letting it wear off. It was late, got home, and wrote down the number. Called up the number in the morning and was surprised she gave me a bad number. Went back to the club that night and found out I was on the shit list and the dancer was depressed hearing from someone else that she had waited by the phone a whole hour waiting for me to call. I transposed two numbers in the number. It was good but I didn't remember the order correctly by the time I got back to my hotel. I was leaving the next morning so no time left to hook up with her. bummer and stupid.
Shark.....good story next time hit them hard and low lol