i feel asleep with gum in my mouth !

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• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  I shot some cum in the hair [BY accident] of my 2010 ATF. She at 1st was NOT pleased, but eventually laughed it off. LOL
• Tiredtraveler

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  12 years ago

  peanut butter will get it out. One ding bat ATF I had for a while caught me in my zipper.
  Spoiled the moment !!
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Gum and cum drac cute lol
  
  Tired yes that's what she used and oooooch ! The zipper ! Damn !
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  I misread the topic at first. I thought you said gun. LOL.
• Rod8432

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  12 years ago

  Alucard - I thought chicks dug it when we shoot our jism all over their face and hair. No? I guess all those money shots I've seen when viewing porn over the years don't happen in real life... Damn! Oh well, I'll have to settle for CIM and belly sprays I guess, except for the occasional "accidental" shot over the bow into her hair. "Whoops, sorry honey. Stay right there; I'll go get you a towel"... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBqLVLz7v…)
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  "Alucard - I thought chicks dug it when we shoot our jism all over their face and hair"
  
  The Face is easier to clean than hair. ;)
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  OK, juice, ma man. I'm curious. With the gum in your mouth, how did it end up in her hair? As far as retarded shit, once, long, long ago, before a club that I enjoy didn't have a VIP area. So dances at the booths were the norm or table dances. One hottie, asked me one time if my thang was out of my pants. Like a dummie, I said yes. She left to talk to the bouncers and I was escorted out of the club. Never again !!
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Vm that was funny : ).........how did it happen ? Well after bbfscip I was holding her and her head was on my chest....I feel asleep and the gum rolled out of my mouth and into her hair......simple as that my man !
• overnights

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  12 years ago

  "Juicy" Fruit cum gum...hmmm.
  
  
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  shadow I don't thank I'm that hardcore lol !
  
  Overnights that would make one hell of a product to sell lol !
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  Something stupid I did with a regular dancer who wanted to meet up with me the next day while I was at the beach on vacation. I hit it off with her and we planned to meet up tomorrow afternoon. She told me her phone number. I stupidly said I could remember it and that I was good with remembering numbers. I was drinking beer too but hadn't drank too many yet. Anyway she kept asking me for the next few hours if I remembered her number and I kept repeating it correctly the whole night I was in the club.
  
  After a number of hours I stopped drinking, only had 6 and was letting it wear off. It was late, got home, and wrote down the number. Called up the number in the morning and was surprised she gave me a bad number. Went back to the club that night and found out I was on the shit list and the dancer was depressed hearing from someone else that she had waited by the phone a whole hour waiting for me to call. I transposed two numbers in the number. It was good but I didn't remember the order correctly by the time I got back to my hotel. I was leaving the next morning so no time left to hook up with her. bummer and stupid.
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  just thinking, if a dancer offers full service and you never even approached her or maybe you tipped her a dollar but can't remember, maybe it's best to get her number in case you ever get desparate or want something quick. Instead I told her I wasn't interested and got rid of her. This was only a few months ago. Now I know why I need a small phone to carry around, lol.
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  What kind of gum are you chewing that makes you feel like you're asleep?
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  George lol....spermint
  
  Shark.....good story next time hit them hard and low lol