C'mon, it's Penn Jillette talking -- you know it's gonna be funny.
free hotel for your next OTC
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Jump to latestI'm sure you don't want to see me fucking any more than I want to see you fucking.
Damn straight, no one wants to see me gettin it on! But what if you are by yourself? Can you stay for free if you whack off for the camera or girls do the two finger tango?
Does the hotel accept pets?


Unfortunately, I AM camera shy.