Always carry a condom?
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I didn't used to carry one but now I always take one with me to any strip club visit. 98% of the time, I take it back home. Unused. But I am tired of missing out on that 2% of the time I could have used one. No, not all strippers carry one.
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A. They both spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your cock!
I walked up to the stage to tip, and the DJ said "Hey that's a good Boy Scout. Hey, Scout, are you prepared?". So I pulled the condom out of my pocked and held it up. The place erupted in laughter.
You might get what you're after...
All wet
Yeah you might need a raincoat...
Burning down the house
Every other time the girl had them. A few times (five girls) none was needed. So far I've been lucky to not pick up anything.
That could be a greeting card.
For your edification, a condom is used by a man to hopefully prevent the transmission of an STD and/or prevent pregnancy when having sexual intercourse with a woman. :)
Rule number 1 - Don't keep any physical evidence that can't be denied.
What you say about condoms and risk reduction is probably true of HIV, but Herpes and HPV are not respecter of condoms. Your risk will only be cut in half with those HSV and maybe that or less for HPV (there is evidence risk is reduced for the woman but nothing conclusive that there is any risk reduction for the man), and the percentage of people who have them is very large.
With HPV at least part of the problem is that the virus lives in areas that do not require it to pass through a condom.
Read up on it sometime, and don't think condoms make you immune or even nearly immune to all STDs!
No one thinks we are immune to STD's with or without condoms, but under your train of thinking no one should be having sex without a health screening beforehand. This is all about acceptable risk and 2% risk with a condom is much safer than 80% risk without one.
I hope you are not an advocate for abstinence or no sex before marriage.
My last visit there, I ended up doing a blond hispanic gal from miami for $200; completely unplanned. She was a really great fuck and cried out loudly. Then the next coupla days did my reg gal at $125 twice; it was great. Then on a Sat when wife out a gal who danced at allstars (Jessica in my photos) called me to meet her at motel for $90. She was in bik by pool (her mother was nearby) when I arrived, took her in room and fucked her. She is a backpage call girl now. So $540, 3 different girls, 4 total sessions. When it gets like this it disturbed with the spending. Last coupla weeks been doing reg otc gal at $125 session 2x week. Blonde Miami gal has been emailing me to come c her at club. Hopefully I can get this under control.
Thanx, Clubber....I always wondered what kind of celebration those balloons were used for! ;)
Just happy to help! :)