Just Imagine, if Hollywood....
Wasn't controlled by Feminists, Gays, and Communists
The top grossing movie this year would be:
Pole Dancer Showdown-Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez would star in this tale of two UT freshman cheerleaders trying to break into the world of upscale stripclubbing, only to find stiff competition from the "old queen" Anne Hathaway, who has control of the most well to do customers.
For 2009:
Battle of Leyte Gulf-In this big budget feature, we finally see the biggest naval battle of all time, where the story is featured on Brad Johnson and Tom Beringer, who lead the ships of Taffy Three against the main Japanese battle fleet.
Eye On The Prize (2008)-Mila Kunis would star as a young woman balancing being a single mom and stripper while she tries to become a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.
Memory of a Killer-The American adaptation of this movie wouldn't be a problem as Texas Rangers Mark Wahlberg and Bill Pullman would replace the Judiciare in this gripping tale of out of control corruption and an aging hitman's amazing solution.
Actresses like Kirsten Dunst and Jessica Alba, with no nudity clauses in their contracts, wouldn't have a film career.
The top grossing movie this year would be:
Pole Dancer Showdown-Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez would star in this tale of two UT freshman cheerleaders trying to break into the world of upscale stripclubbing, only to find stiff competition from the "old queen" Anne Hathaway, who has control of the most well to do customers.
For 2009:
Battle of Leyte Gulf-In this big budget feature, we finally see the biggest naval battle of all time, where the story is featured on Brad Johnson and Tom Beringer, who lead the ships of Taffy Three against the main Japanese battle fleet.
Eye On The Prize (2008)-Mila Kunis would star as a young woman balancing being a single mom and stripper while she tries to become a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.
Memory of a Killer-The American adaptation of this movie wouldn't be a problem as Texas Rangers Mark Wahlberg and Bill Pullman would replace the Judiciare in this gripping tale of out of control corruption and an aging hitman's amazing solution.
Actresses like Kirsten Dunst and Jessica Alba, with no nudity clauses in their contracts, wouldn't have a film career.
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