Strip Club Etiquette: Top Ten Rules Outlined by a Stripper

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• arbeeguy

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  15 years ago

  Thanks for the link, Wallanon. I read the ten paragraphs (I personally would not call them rules). They are all common-sense suggestions written from an experienced stripper's viewpoint. There is so much personal reminiscence in the paragraphs, you could almost call it a Memoir. In fact the stripper who wrote these "rules" mentioned that she spends some of her time writing. She is good. She probably makes some $$$ from writing, which is a good thing.
  
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  I didn't see anything covering blowing a load on her tits, that must be a case by case thing, funny.
• shadowcat

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  15 years ago

  I enjoyed the post by wallanon and the follow up by TUSCL_Brother. I generally follow those guidelines (not rules).
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  When I read the "rules", I thought in the same vein as TUSCL_Brother. Although, my "Parody on Rules" was much shorter...
  
  #1 - Don't be a BITCH!
• Dougster

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  15 years ago

  TB: I like it! +1
• casualguy

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  15 years ago

  I was thinking rule#11, don't lead me on making sexual or other suggestions, unless you really mean it.
  
  Definitely agree with rule #8, if I say no, don't argue about it, just leave. Unless you just want to talk to me or sit in my lap and I'm ok with that.
• Player11

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  15 years ago

  Rule #12 - Don't ask her why her Bum, no good druggie BF gets it for free and you don't. Or better yet, why she will kiss him but not you during sex.
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  lol player11 you use the word druggie in such a negative way...a lot of strippers think of the word druggie in a positive way as a way of saying someone who is laid back, doesn't give a fuck and can supply her with drugs when she wants them because he knows the right person.