Strip Club Etiquette: Top Ten Rules Outlined by a Stripper

Thanks for the link, Wallanon. I read the ten paragraphs (I personally would not call them rules). They are all common-sense suggestions written from an experienced stripper's viewpoint. There is so much personal reminiscence in the paragraphs, you could almost call it a Memoir. In fact the stripper who wrote these "rules" mentioned that she spends some of her time writing. She is good. She probably makes some $$$ from writing, which is a good thing.

I didn't see anything covering blowing a load on her tits, that must be a case by case thing, funny.

I enjoyed the post by wallanon and the follow up by TUSCL_Brother. I generally follow those guidelines (not rules).

When I read the "rules", I thought in the same vein as TUSCL_Brother. Although, my "Parody on Rules" was much shorter...

#1 - Don't be a BITCH!

TB: I like it! +1

I was thinking rule#11, don't lead me on making sexual or other suggestions, unless you really mean it.

Definitely agree with rule #8, if I say no, don't argue about it, just leave. Unless you just want to talk to me or sit in my lap and I'm ok with that.

Rule #12 - Don't ask her why her Bum, no good druggie BF gets it for free and you don't. Or better yet, why she will kiss him but not you during sex.

lol player11 you use the word druggie in such a negative way...a lot of strippers think of the word druggie in a positive way as a way of saying someone who is laid back, doesn't give a fuck and can supply her with drugs when she wants them because he knows the right person.