CELEBRITY

Megan fox!b!!!!!!!

Shiri Appleby

the jessicas...biel or alba

40+ years ago I was sitting in first class prior to departure from Acapulco to Los Angeles. A station agent that I knew very well came on board and said "sorry but I have to change your seat assignment". No big deal I was still in first class. Then I found out why. Two guys in suits came on board with a hot chick. The suits sat behind me and the hottie sat down next to me. Those sly MFers had a big grin on their faces. They had seated me with Charo. She was wearing the tightest pants possible with a no bra halter top and bare mid drift. During the 3 1/2 hour flight I don't think that she said 10 words to me.

Fuck celebs. I'll stay with the local girls.

A hot female celebrity who isn't a spoiled brat. Do they exist? I don't know. I'm not expecting to suddenly hook up and make out with Megan Fox, or any other hot celebrity. A long time ago I liked Britney Spears but now I'm afraid if you hooked up with her, you would wake up and find out that you're suddenly married and she's pregnant. There are a lot more hot girls who aren't that famous that I would rather hook up with. I'm so bad with names I didn't know who Megan Fox was until about 2 days ago when I happened to click on a slide show for Transformers stars. Well I definitely recognized her and remembered her from the movie but I didn't know what her name was.

Didn't we just talk about this? Jessica Alba, Penelepe Cruz, Selma Hayek. I'll talke them in alpa order by last name please, or naked order fcfs.

spoiled rotten