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In Memoriam: Liquid Lapdance

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Somebody will come up with a solution to any problem. One problem was dry lap dances that caused chaffing to the penis. In 2001, Wesley Johnson invented a lap dance liner, which would be commercially launched as Liquid Lapdance and hit the market in 2013. It was elastic underwear with a latex sleeve built into the front for an erect…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 292 4

Why Strip Clubs Can’t Be Run For The Dancers

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I used to be a subcontractor. When I was in school it was easier. Set my own schedule, work where and around who I wanted and even make contacts and network on my terms. I got better at managing my own time and resources, better at understanding the market, knowing my strengths and weaknesses and with who I could deal…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 25 7

Trife Life

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After Follies closed my ATF got into the trucking business and started to dance all over the country. Seeing her in a sprinter van with thick shades on and frumpy clothes to duck the horn balls she was surrounded by at some warehouse was very funny. I was aware of her road outfits because she sent me material on Snapchat…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 15 3

What Do You Think This Is?

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There is a contingent of weirdo on this site that act like we’re are in some sort of power struggle with strippers. They have this mindset that on some level strippers are evil for wanting our money, and in some cases evil for wanting to be treated fairly and communicated with clearly. They see it as a Mano e Moano…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 12 3

A Great TJ Weekend

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Reposted as an article - for those that care about such things... Greetings fellow Mongers. I'm not sure if this is a review, a report or a discussion, so I'm putting my trip report here. As I am typing this, I am enjoying a glass of wine at the SD airport and trying (unsuccessfully) to wipe the goofy grin off my…

JayhawkJohnJayhawkJohnContributor· 1 yr ago 61 8

The Strip Club Paradox: Pleasure, Emptiness, and the Price of Desire

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This is something I have been thinking about for a long time and I know I am not alone on this as I read through article here and on Reddit. The strip club, a realm where fantasy and reality intertwine, serves as both a sanctuary of visceral pleasure and a landscape of inevitable disillusionment. For many, stepping into this world…

Ryking75 Ryking75 Contributor· 1 yr ago 27 5

YMMMV- Your mileage may vary. What does that mean on TUSCL?

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I end most of my reviews with the acronym, YMMV. I do this for two reasons: 1. Just because that is the experience I had on that particular day at that particular club, with that particular dancer or dancers doesn't mean you will have a similar experience. 2. Everyone's definition of "mileage" is not the same. Let's tackle these one at a time. I…

Sammy63Sammy63Elite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 192 4

When Actual PLs “Thought She Was Gonna”

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There is steak house close to the local arena in my city where I am a regular. Before games/shows/events me, possibly some friends and possibly a young lady who shakes her bum bum for blue bills tip the hostess, file in and get our usual seat. Most of the time, I’m getting a chop salad with blue cheese crumbles to…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 41 5

2025 Tijuana Mongering Guide

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With the start of the New Year, I figured that it was time to write an updated version of my guide to mongering in Tijuana that I originally wrote in 2022 and revised last year. While a lot of the information is still the same, there is some new material concerning the sudden increase of the local police shaking down…

OPIllini96OPIllini96Veteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2104 19

My Top 5 Cuban Stripper Stories

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Ah, the Cuban Stripper. Possibly the most polarizing kind of person that actually dances in the strip club. (Most polarizing non dancer staff? Bathroom attendants.) The lack of English, pretending to lack English, general lack of interest in OTC, drinking or drugs, forward but not pushy, coldness and shortness, focus on extras and various other cultural idiosyncrasies that are very…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 112 3
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