the ultimate strip club list

This is the club in my hometown. As a result, I don't visit it often. But once every few years I will pop in and see if anything has changed. Nothing ever…

I went on Wednesday night around 10. I'm not from Cleveland and took a cab after having dinner downtown. The area feels vaguely industrial because it's basically beneath some bridges. That said, it didn't feel…

Had some free time and felt I had to show chi-town some and made the 3hr trip to one of my favorite clubs. This is my first time going during the day and actually curious…

Another visit to PK. It’s in a pretty industrial area which is pretty dark at night, but felt fine driving in. Valet was $5 (think they will upcharge you if you want to park closer).…

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Bogarts is Bogarts. The decor is shopworn. For some reason, they still have smoking, even thought they serve food. However, the food IS very good! The activity inside is normally worth a visit. $5 to enter. Beer…

Club is located off of a highway near a costco. Easy parking with their own lot. The club was big, clean and welcoming. There were 11-15 girls working. Mostly younger girls working (22-30) with a…

The entrance is interesting as it faces the opposite direct of the main road that its on. There are plenty of parking. Entering has someone to the right for the cover. I got there a…

I arrived to a parking lot with only three vehicles in it. The parking is located on the front, side, and back of the club. This is a very old and dated club. It has…

I stopped in at Boxxx on the way through on a work trip. Arrived shortly after noon and the friendly bartender sold me a cheap beer. The place as reported is a typical small town…

Visited the club risqué location off Columbus Blvd on a Thursday evening. There are 2 other locations in the area (northeast Philly & Bristol in Bucks County). Cover was $10 but got in free with…

Club is in a kinda sketchy neighborhood. So I wouldn’t take a nice car. Parking is a dirt lot with like 20 spots. Right Next to Palominos club if you’re familiar. Entrance was…

Ok so when I pulled up it was around 11:30 in the morning, I wanted to scope the place out because i’m new to the area. The parking lot was pretty packed for it to…

Exposé is the new name for what used to be Déjà Vu, now under new ownership. The club is still undergoing renovations, but after three visits—both on weekdays and weekends—I feel I’ve gotten a solid…

I’ve been visiting this club for years, but lately, the experience has gone downhill. One of the biggest issues is how difficult it is to actually get a dancer’s attention. Unless you’re a regular with…

Stopped through on a Sunday night when they were doing stripperoake. The event was tons of fun, it works like karaoke, you tell the DJ what song you want to sing, then you go on…

This is my 4th time at Vic's. It's a day bar, closes usually at 9 pm. Used to be closed on Sunday but they open sometimes. It's a random bar and feels like completely managed…

I arrived at the club around 10:00 PM on a Saturday night. There was ample parking, and no parking charge. The cover charge at the door was $15 after a quick ID scan. Upon entering the…

Friendly neighborhood bar in SE Portland. No ID check or cover charge when I entered in the late afternoon, but as the night goes on there are ID checks and maybe also cover charges on…

I was visiting Canada again and decided to stop by Allure. Well tbh, I had decided I was gonna go there before I my Canada trip was finalized lol. There’s plenty of parking and the…