Club Imperium
1107 Island Ave McKees Rocks, PA 15136

My lord, you can feel up...

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turdsmoke
Aug 15, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

My lord, you can feel up the dancers for $20. So, I heard that this place was a "full contact" club. I've been to just a few places around the country, but never one where you can touch. I was curious about it so I stopped by around 7 on a friday night, it was really dead, just 3 or 4 guys. $10 cover, about 7 dancers working. A few hot ones, a few were not much to look at. The first girl I saw went on stage and didn't even mess around with dancing, just went up to a guy, spread 'em and started rubbing it in his face. IMO the best looking one was a girl who just showed up for her first day. The guys working there were telling her how long the dances are and stuff. She tried to do some upside-down stuff on the pole but got stuck on her head . I hung around while all the dancers did their thing, so I could decide which i liked. Some of them weren't so hot so I watched some tv behind the stage. None of the girls even talked to me, it was kind of weird. Maybe the management is really pushing them not to pressure the guys. So, I decided that I like the new girl the best, I went up to her while she was reading a magazine and asked her if she was available. She was said "sure, you want to go upstairs". I asked her what goes on up there. She said "Well, I get naked, and dance on you while you sit down, and you can touch anywhere except my p---y." I said that sounds good. So we head upstairs, and she's telling me that she just moved up from Tennessee, and I'm her first lapdance working at this club. She actually seems a little nervous. She says they have a three-foot rule down there. So we go up and I have to give the guy upstairs $20 and she signs in. We go to a couch and she takes it all off right away and starts grinding on my crotch. I felt around a little at first before I started feeling her boobs. Really nice small ones, man, this girl has a hot body. I played with her nipples a little bit and felt her tight ass. Good lord. I'm not really sure what is ok to do in this situation. I doubt it would be ok to touch her butthole or something, but no one said not to. I would have, man, she was hot. So after one song, about three minutes, it's over and we go back downstairs. This girl seems really cool, she's just starting school in pittsburgh this year. I gave her an extra $5. I'm not used to getting down with a girl like that and not boning her, so it was a little weird for me. After a while I grabbed another good looking girl and asked her to go upstairs. This girl has been working there for about six months. Carly was her name. Really short girl with long hair, nice small boobs and a super hot body. So the same routine, I felt her up for a while and she grinded on me. With about a minute left she asked if there was anything special that I wanted to do. I don't know what else I possibly could have done within the rules, so i said "no you're doing great". So, if you have experience in these "full-contact" places, let me know what you can get away with. Definitely weird for me. Overall, the girls were average, but a few hot ones for sure. I'd go back just for that new girl. I didn't catch her fake name, though.

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