I visited X club and walked...

I visited X club and walked in to see a gorgeous blonde bartender. I was very hopeful, but it was not to be: she was purely a bartender. Three or four Russian women appeared and I chose the least bad one.

I paid probably 200 kroons for a private dance, and we went into a room, she grabbed a portable CD player and started playing something awful. She almost immediately tried to upsell, saying I should take off my pants and she would make me happy. With a hotter woman, maybe, but I passed and then left.