Why is this place so popular?...

Why is this place so popular? The afternoon of my visit was a ridiculous weather day in Chicago - 94 F and 114 humidex, so the air conditioning almost made the $10 cover a bargain. The action inside the club certainly didn't merit the charge. The club is non-alcohol and has the most ridiculous rules for stage dancing. Band-aids cover the nipples and each dancer wears TWO G-strings, neither of which budges even one millimetre during the dancers' stage sets. The lap dance area is no fee and very comfortable roomy cubicles with adequate lighting. There is no drink hustle and only moderate dance hustle during the time I was there. I took the sole non-smoking dancer to the back for the 3 for $55 lap dance special. Boring bland bump and very little grind. Absolutely no kitty play but some breast play allowed. I almost sent her on her way before the set was over. It can only be price that keeps this place in business. I spent $67 <$55 laps, $10 cover, $2 O'Doul's> during my short visit and felt that it was NOT money well spent.