As you approach Arnie's the garish...

As you approach Arnie's the garish pink pink paint job shouts at what is on offer inside. No cover charge on the evening of my visit. It is a small building with compact parking lot and additional parking across the street. You face a floor level stage as you enter <a very seldom used stage> with the bar and tables occupying the rest of the room.

There were about a dozen ladies in attendance when I arrived and more trickled in during the evening. Apart from Cinnamon, the club's stunner, Arnie's ladies are generally thicker <one was clinically obese> and plainer than one would like. But, my oh my, were they ever a happy welcoming crew! As I drank my $5 MGD I chatted pleasantly with the ladies as we acquainted ourselves with the lower regions of our respective bodies.

As is well known Arnie's is a full service club with all ladies. The action takes place in a small VIP room at the end of the bar with room for only eight couples. Lap dances are available at $10-$30 depending on the lady. No charge for entry to Vip but be warned; it is darker than the sphincter of Hades. Hold on to your lady and let her lead you. The sex at Arnie's seems to be one price for all ladies - $60 BJ , $100 FS. And, importantly for old guys like me there are no time constraints. It takes as long as it takes.

Going into the VIP for my romp I was immediately disconcerted by the cramped public nature of the room. It was soon confirmed by a severe case of equipment failure. I returned to the bar and contemplated this tragedy with more MGD. My mood was restored with interesting conversation and spectacular lap dances with Cajun. An additional fee to remark on - if you go to VIP for sex you are required to tip the guardian $20. If you refuse it comes from the dancer's cash. If you go for lap dances - no exit fee.

For all my VIP humiliation I really enjoyed my time at Arnie's. There is no drink hustle and only gentle dancer hustle. It is a very pleasant clean neighbourhood bar with the most delightful special services available at a very favourable price from happy cheerful ladies. Highly recommended!!