I wish I could say these...

I wish I could say these girls were fresh from high-school, but these women aren't even fresh from their GED's. I had to make my cover charge worth the money I pissed away at the door, so free coffee it was. I had no sooner added my cream and sugar to my drink, when the bouncer proceeded to show me where to sit. I saw a lot of foot traffic of people going to the men's room a lot and people coming in without paying the cover charge or showing a stamped hand for re-entry. After my 3rd cup of coffee, the bouncer said I needed to tip at a better pace or go. I chose the latter promising myself I would never return.