More than a decade ago The...

More than a decade ago The Admiral was worth the cost and the time. It was a different time then, it was a different Chicago, you could find women of all kinds. Ever since they became part of a chain (ownership from Vegas), it's been downhill.

This is the training bra of strip bars. Perfect for your 18 year old men that don't know shit about a true Gentleman's club experience. Being 18, you won't get to experience a better club till you travel or you turn 21.

No grinding, no lap dancing and no touching of any kind. "Air dances"; when one of their entertainers dances between your legs for the mere cost of $10 per song, at the most there's the faint touch of her leg against yours and for some guys, that's the whole shebang. If you're a moron that doesn't know better, she'll lead you to the VIP area where you get to sit five feet away from her and watch as she dances on a table in your own private booth, which people can see inside of. Not so private after all. You have the option of buying her a soft drink or energy drink. No champagne here, but you'd swear that you spent the money on it. Drinks are fucking expensive; expect to pay $6-8 dollars for a juice, soda or energy drink. No alcohol sales, here folks.

So overall: Go somewehere else, if you're looking for the REAL action...