In a word... eh. I'll start with...

In a word... eh.

I'll start with the most important element of a trip club... the dancers. Most of the dancers are attractive, in the 7 to 9 range. But.... they all just sit around and talk to each other or their regulars. Very little lap dancing going on. Very aloof. It was kinda boring to be honest with you. The dancers dance in a mostly bored fashion. Some get nude, some don't. Then they circulate to get a buck to five from you, then they get off stage and head over to a corner or table to hang out amongst themselves. Lapdances, when you could get one, nothing real special. That's why I give the dancers a rating of 4.

The club itself, kind of a dive, but nothing unusual about that for a Baltimore club. The lap dance room off to the side is fairly private (that is if you can get anyone over there.