You people must be joking. Showed...

You people must be joking. Showed up here Friday night at around 9PM. Place was filled with eses and gangbangers. They were the pleasant ones. The talent was hideous. I thought I had walked into a real life version of "From Dusk till Dawn." I regretted I hadn't brought any wooden stakes or garlic.

Not one decent looking woman in the place. Maybe it was the time of day, but there were too many bad tattoos, bad skin and baby-stretched bellies. I like Latinas but that is all they had on a Friday night.

I may be judging too harshly 'cause I have been to some decent clubs in my life in other cities. This club in comparison to others super sucks, and not in that extras kind of way.