First visit to the "Green Hat",...

First visit to the "Green Hat", stopped in after a visit to Bogart's. Don't know why except I had some time to spare before heading back to the hotel. This place is a dinky dive but no cover for entry, $6 beer and no charge to enter what passes for their "VIP". Only problem is finding a dancer not so hideous that one would chance a visit to the aforementioned "VIP".

After a couple of beers my goggles convinced me that a 40ish behemoth was VIPable. I asked in all innocence if they had $10 dances on Tuesdays as some other clubs did. The fleshy vixen replied that their dances were $20 but, for me, she would dance for $10 per. Off to the partitioned corner that passes for their dry hump lounge and we began to get acquainted. Mileage was pretty good and take-out was offered but I took what little pride and self-respect I retained and left the Vert. Can't imagine paying the $20 price here. Probably will not return.