Very disappointed. The good news...

Very disappointed. The good news is there is no cover and my Bud Light was only $4 or $5. This is a very small club with one stage and it was dead on a Friday night. There were no customers sitting at the stage or in the chairs in front of the stage. There were maybe two or three customers at the bar and they were not looking at the stage. One customer was sitting against the sidewall that I did not see until later. It is a little dark and from the bar it looked like a pretty girl was dancing on stage so I moved and sat at the stage and then saw her face. She was buttaface, old and rough looking. I gave her 2 dollars since I was at the stage but moved before she finished her set of dances. A heavy Latina sat on my lap and seems friendly but I did not want to get a lap dance from her. I just wanted to finish my beer and get out of there. I went to the men’s room and left out a back door.