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3613 St Barnabas Rd, Hillcrest Heights, MD 20746, USA*

The lighting was poor. The music...

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sepitherothredux
Jul 2, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

The lighting was poor. The music deafening, definitely a distraction from the dancers. It was like the DJ wanted some of the attention the dancers were getting. If you want to sit near the stage bring earplugs or suffer hearing loss. They have one tv, but no cable, can't check game scores. I got there before 11, which is the cutoff for cover charge. $10 before 11 p.m. $20 after. I was still charged 20 dollars. I had a regular lap dance (10 dollars), and 3 VIP dances (20 to the house for the dance plus what you pay the dancer). 3 different dancers. 5 dancers were there when I arrived and one came in much later. The VIP dances could of had potential, but fell short. I was told the dance would be 15 minutes. The first dance was almost 15 minutes and I got what I paid for. The dancer didn't give me change though, and spent the rest of the night avoiding me and hiding in the back. The next VIP dance was quoted as a higher price for the same dance. I guess the girls figured I was a big sucker who would pay whatever. I was short-changed. I spent 10 mintues in the VIP area and maybe 8 minutes of that were the actual dance. I liked the dancer, so I asked for another VIP dance. It was even shorter. The bouncer came in and cut the dance short. I didn't get my change from the stripper this time either. I didn't try at that point since I was so disgusted with the nickel-and-diming going on. They are purposly misleading and don't tell you anything useful unless you ask. No signs with dance rates or a admission fee. It's a small space in an industrial area. Maybe 2 small tables and 2 dozen chairs spread out. Bathroom is only passable, there was no soap or towels in it, but it wasn't filthy. The door kept swinging open and it is opposite the stage, so it was a distraction. Dancers would walk by and close the door. I didn't mind that aspect of it, but for people who want your money they are really shady. I guess they thought I could afford to be taken advantage of since I am a whitey and probably not local (I live 2 miles away, but whatever). Well I was going to tell some guys about this place, but now I don't think so. If you go, make sure you know exactly what you are paying for and have correct change. I admit I am not a regular at strip clubs, and they have some options there that you might not find at other places that make the place unique, but the overall experience was a letdown for me. As to the specifics of the dancers, they girls were all in decent shape, looked to be all natural, no boob jobs, (which I like) but I would have liked to see more booty. More like Asian ladies than sisters, but they were curvy enough. They were all fairly athletic. The pole is in the floor and then it goes up into the air. It sways a bit when the dancers are using it. Maybe the place is better on a weekend, but the dancers weren't always that into it. It was a small crowd and most of the guys weren't giving the ladies much cash. I probably accounted for half of the VIP dances given in the time that I arrived. I may give this place another chance, but not for a while.

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