For those with a long history...

For those with a long history with this club, it continues to frustrate and disappoint. To be analogous, it's because we were once dating Angelina Jolie, and now we're stuck fingering Roseanne Barr.

Quite a nosedive off the ol cliff... and it can't help but leave us disillusioned and upset.

In my February review, I stated I had sworn off this club for a year. I was doing a damn good job of it until recently (mea culpa). I broke down about 3 weeks ago, and the results weren't pretty. I'm sitting there, not having any fun. Why?... you ask. Well, because I'm sick and tired of watching mopey girls that refuse to entertain us, that's why. And, oh yeah, I'm also sick and tired of shelling out tips and getting next to nothing back in return. See, I remember the Angelina days: When every...single...solitary...girl that got up on stage immediately stripped totally naked, then proceeded to dance and entertain us for tips. That's the Angelina way. Today -- and for a long time --you're lucky if you see a girl here and there take off her G-string. Yep, you got it: the Roseanne way.