If you're tired of the plush...

If you're tired of the plush surroundings of the modern day strip club, the Red Carpet is for you.

Step back in time into a red-neck bar setup like a school classroom with about as much intimacy. There is no Red Carpet as the floor is 8x4 plywood sheeting! (Maybe they should change the name to Red-Neck!) The girls did at least try to do a fair dance on the stage, and while they were topless, I believe all appeared to have substantial bikini bottoms, no micro-thongs here. Sadly the quality of the girls looks was not up to par with their dancing. No cuties here, albeit it was Monday night; the place was practically deserted except for a group of guys around the bar and a couple of guys sitting with girls. The girls did appear to be sitting with the guys for a length of time - but they were just sitting watching the girl on stage; didn't see them interacting with the customers at all.

If you really, really, really must see some breasts in a place that looks unchanged for 30 years then the Red Carpet may be for you, but I think once is enough for me.