My buddy and I decided to...

My buddy and I decided to take a chance and check out the best that Muskegon has to offer in strip clubs. Most of the girls on stage were pretty average looking, but a few I'd upgrade to half way decent. My buddy decided to get a lap dance from this thick chich with big natural breasts. I'm still sitting at the stage, and I hear the DJ reminding all the patrons to keep thier "jimmy" in thier pants. Turns out my buddy was just tring to tell the stripper that his big belt buckel was going to be very uncomfortable on her ass durring the dance, and he was in the process of taking off his belt. Bouncer came over and kicked him out of the club. Night ruined. Should have kept the belt in the car.