I stopped by Cleos the other...

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

I went to Cheetah Hallandale, one of my favorite clubs, on a Saturday afternoon. Most of the dancers are friendly especially if they recognize you as a regular. What I do think is…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

This is what you could call a dive bar. Very smoky inside and the women were not that hot at all. Nothing special about this place, even a little run down. The…

The Trap Lounge

Miami, FL

Went to the Trap Lounge last night (Saturday) around 8 PM. It is like other reviewers have stated, a neigborhood bar. Parking was free but the lot was small so we had to…

Man this place sucked..... I went here on a Thursday night around 11:30 PM, Bouncers outside were chill, I was a bit skeptic because I didn't see many cars in the front. walk in and…

Was in Orlando for a company retreat. Picked Cleo’s because it looked like the closest Uber ride from the resort area. Was already pretty hammered when I arrived, so not in the market for extras…

I was in Orlando, on a Sunday evening, and did not have time to drive to Cocoa Beach. So, I decided to try an urban club called Cleo’s. Cover = $20 Beer = $7 Floor Dances =…

So I learned the hard way about the lack of contact on dances and what an “air dance” is from a time that I disregarded a review when visiting Orlando. I was in town again…