First off, let me just say...

First off, let me just say that I got most of my strip club "experience" in Texas, and so I'm a bit spoiled. Automatically, I drop my ratings of Hawaii clubs because I'm used to lap dances where the dancers are actually in your lap (as opposed to 3 feet away) and being able to sit and have drinks with a dancer and it not cost crazy money (this whole $20-40 dancer drink thing sucks).

That being said, of the clubs in Hawaii, 939 is probably the best. In my limited experience, it's a bit nicer than Club Rock Za or Femme Nu. It also has more of the feel of the mainland clubs.

Ok, first off, the layout. The club is located near the corner of Keeaumoku and King (actually at 939 Keeaumoku, hence the name). As you walk into the lobby, there is a bouncer there to do a quick metal detector check (got to love that), and then you pay entry. Ladies are free, and guys are....guess I was a little drunk but can't remember the actual cover now. You then walk into the club proper.