Visiting El Paso on a business...

Visiting El Paso on a business trip so I decided to check out the wildlife. Montana Hideaway is BYOB so I picked up a six of Coronas before heading in. It was about 8pm and there were about 8 dancers and about half as many patrons. The dancers were all Latina and all but one were very... round, to one degree or another. Not in an ugly way but in a very round way. The one that wasn't round had a stretched out tummy.

Most have no idea how to dance or even that they should be trying to dance, so they just strip, roll around a bit, and spread. I wasted $10 on a lap dance, but realizing the club had a certain potential I seated myself in a dark corner and waited. One of the prettier dancers eventually came by and I offered her one of my beers. She didn't speak English very well so I kept it simple - I seated her on my lap so she was facing toward the wall, then I slipped a $20 bill between her tits and proceeded to help myself to whatever I wanted - groping, squeezing, fingering, whatever. Eventually I slipped her another $20 and she returned the favor. Happy ending, no private room, just a dark corner of the floor.